Thursday, June 29, 2006

Kevlar 4 Boobs and laundry


It is 12:22 here now and I am cleaning house. HUH How did that work out? Shouldn't housework be done during the day? Well Yeah I thought so toobut I was mistaken.
The Kevlar helmet is on the entryway floor where I am watching to see how long before its rightful owner picks it up and puts it where it goes. I figure this will be a while as ... Unless I pick up after them all it stays where it lands. I wonder how I ever actually get the house clean.
I am also doing Laundry the owner of said Kevlar helmet tells me at 10:30 before bed that Ohhh My PT's are clean and ready to go right? Ummm did you bring them ALL in (3 PT uniforms) in from the truck? Nope Well crap Ok I will go out and get them, now mind you I have a load of laundry in the washer a Load in the dryer and now I need to get another load going as soon as both loads are dried. UGH!!! So here I sit waiting for laundry to get done and watching VH1's 50 worst songs ever. Sadly some of them I am thinking to myself HEY I LIKED that song when I was 10! I am in the process of getting ALL the clothes washed and gone through to get rid of clothing that no longer firs Mr Man baby girl and Girl Pants.. Little mans clothes I will keep until Kevlar Helmet owner gets fixxed. Sadly for 2 days now I have been doing Laundry and It just makes everything so cluttered looking.
Since I have been doing laundry I washed all my non matching unmentionables.. and am without a Bra. well being as I am the moocow thats a BAD thing so I grabbed one I thought fit me.... went to the bathroom brushed my teeth and took a look at myself before getting my day started and noticed I had 4 boobs.. HOW can I allow myself to walk out in public like that? OH HELL NO! Ok time to go back to 2 boobs although... most cows have 4 teets on their udders....something to ponder, I fixxed 4 boob syndrome and thought for a moment how some women actually thinks this looks good because it gives them more cleavage... Umm NO It makes you have 4 boobs get a bra that fits and pushes them up then you have cleavage!
Trying to get my name changed on all my bills I cannot believe what a PITFA that is. Also trying to get all the paperwork needed for our move overseas.
I found out we will be living in a stairwell.. *European for crappy ass apartments on a military instillation* Now this wouldnt bother me too uch if I were to be on the bottom floor but NOOOOO we will be on the top floor and all the information I have found is telling me these "stairwells" are 3 to 4 stories high.
I think the person who put us up there is High! Who in their right mind puts 4 kids 2 dogs kevlar helmet owner and myself ABOVE another family?? I guess they have never had children. I am sooo not looking forward to that aspect of our living arrangement but *shrug* beggers cannot be choosers. Because I have Issues I will have to get the ladders you can throw out windows in case of a emergency. *yes I know* I keep thinking about this move to another country and I am starting to get excited but I am still terrified. I was hoping to go see my family before we left but due to only having 5 seats in the vehicle it is not happening. Mind you now it has been 2 years since I have seen my family.

I started to exercise the diet just is not happening because I have no will power right now. Actually because I am breastfeeding the Apple for a snack just is not cutting it. Then add in a hour at the pool everyday and housework etc etc etc I think I still need those extra calories. The trick will be to avoid fast food restraunts for a few months then everything will be golden.

Little man is finally starting to fall asleep between 10:30 and 11:30 more and more now too bad I still have crap to do at 12 am.

I am off to check Laundry then sleep!

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