I am sure there is a reason the higher powers that be/God created SLUGS... Nasty ass slimy fucking things that are on the ground you can STEP on.. You know that feeling.. walking around outside enjoying the finally cooled off temperatures and all the sudden there is slime on your feet.. OH GOOD GOD *shudder* Last time I stepped on a slug I screamed kicked the thing off my foot in the process slammed my big toe into the screen door and ripped my toenail off.. Ok I will wait while you gather yourself from laughing at this mental image..
Well Last night the damn things were out again.! Slime Slime So someone PLEASE tell me what good these things are? I have some issues with dirt slime on my hands feet etc etc etc.. I mean it gives me the heebey jeebeys! So again Last night outside enjoying the weather and te slug positioned itself underneath my foot ON PURPOSE so I could step on it.. I tried with all my might to wipe the slime off outside in the grass and for some reason that slimey feeling never left my foot Maybe because there was a army of them outside plotting to get underneath my feet and torture me. So I run inside become a contortionist and put my foot under hot water in the kitchen sink and proceed to scrub it. Still the feeling of slug slime is on my foot.. I thought about taking salt out there to pour on the little monsters but realized I do not have enough to actually kill them. WTB A LARGE CONTAINER OF SALT Kill all SLUGS.
So I have tried to find the positive about the "house" ,Ok we will be honest here it is a stairwell AKA APT , we will be living in in Germany.. There will be NO slugs *i hope* on my fr0nt porch or balcony. I swear those and snails disqusting ass things!
We are 1 and a half months away from our move .. passports for the older 3 came in now we are waiting on little mans passport and we will be GTG also Gave notice where we live and I will soon be setting up for all utilities and cable and phone to be shut off. It is really Happening. I will be in Europe for 3 years *probably a little longer being as I do not think it is get here stay 3 years go home I think it is a general everyone goes back to te states between Date xy and yz*
note to self get a box and pack anything you do not want the movers to see/touch or even know about. That is also another good thing.. We do not have to move our stuff we do not have to pack it we do not have to carry it up stairs.. YAYAYAYAYAYAY! And on our move back to the states the movers will move us then too!
Little man is still wide awake Past 12 here And I am ready to get my feet clean and some sleep.
DEATH TO THE SLUGS!! *keep that in Mind next time you see one they are not cute little women missing legs they are MONSTERS!!*
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Well, if you've been to my underpants you know my feeling on slugs. *LOL* Snails are just slugs with a condo.
I'm envious of your move. The whole reason why I joined the Army to begin with was to go to Europe. Didn't happen.
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